sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
Nervous feet and heart of stone.
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im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously?
Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened?
Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?
- Aman Ali (via coffeeurlgirl)
(Source: CNN)
- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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Right, of course. but you keep the promise anyway. That’s what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.
- The Fault In Our Stars, John Green (via yellow-wellies)
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About Nervous feet and heart of stone.
I'm Hannah. I'm Scottish. I'm Taken. I'm Happy.
